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rene wrote:personaly im more of the sporting type



and yes gem thats very very wrong, unless your willing to share

i'll have some of that

and talking of sisters i know of a certain sister i would do!

just found this tucked away in my comp, foke knows were i got it from

ROFL you know exactly where you got it from you just dont wana say thats all.

hmmm there was some nice lookin siswas on there for sure...

ah RobB that film is ledge aint it. PRIVATE PILES.

this is my rifle, there are many others like it but this one is mine,....... carn quite remember the rest.. i think i might get it on DVD thoe.

Its a classic stanley kubric film, completely weird, twisted and messed up! A Clockwork Orange is another favorite of mine.

I made a chant like that for the ZXR

this is my zxr, there are many like it but this one is mine.

you can also change it to dick, "this is my dick, there are many like my dick....i polish my dick..."

hmmm i think that maybe rene has been boshed over the bonce an now he knows not wot he writes....

ah another good film. you must like american history x then. i think thats another classic aint it. fantastic film that.

i like my version more..

1. This is my Penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

2. My Penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

3. My Penis, without me, is useless. Without my Penis, I am useless. I must fire my Penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …

4. My Penis and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….

5. My Penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….

6. Before God, I swear this creed. My Penis and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

3. My Penis, without me, is useless. Without my Penis, I am useless. I must fire my Penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …

Now that is just plain disturbing!

hmm some interesting tangents there i think.

hmmm thought you had a lads only section??? lol

lindaloo wrote:hmmm thought you had a lads only section??? lol

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Not a bad idea, have to have a ladies only forum too to keep it fair i suppose. They have something like this on mcn ninjas, where you can post pictures of lovely ladies but nothing hardcore of course!

lindaloo wrote:hmmm thought you had a lads only section???

isnt that called a porn site?

http://zxrworld.co.uk/zxr400oc/viewtopi ... =38&t=1048

urmmm?? or am i imagining things?