Horse Shite!!!!!

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Post by Gemini »

i didnt quite know how to describe it, being that i dont religiously follow Gillian McKeith's "What makes a good toad", however what i meant was ie. dog toad, if u ever decided to rub it in your eyes, you go blind! dont think horse toad does that :smt005

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Post by rene »

lol why would you wake up one day and think "i'll rub dog sh*t in my eyes to see what will happen"

Also my sister owns horses (dosnt ride on the road, ever) and my dog follows the horses around and eats there shi*t, dirty little thing.
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rene wrote:All horses and riders on the road should be shot. The f**king things made me nearly crash so many times. If I see one on the road I pin it on the limiter and hope it dumps the rider on there butt! It’s not like there isn’t many bridleways for them to go down why the f**k do they need to f**k everyone off on the road

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Post by parby81 »

your right, its to do with the bacteria in the poo. Dog poo is harmful (cause blindness etc) where as horse crap aint! hence dogs has to be cleaned up and horses doesn't.
And to be honest, this government doesn't give two hoots whether we come off our bikes. Horse crap doesn't affect a car as it has four wheels, and the majority of tax payers are on four wheels not two. Hence they will do bugger all!!
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bottom line for me is if you ever walk in horse toad its not to bad you swear but not so much, when you tread in dog toad its a different story total F's an B's somehow it gets everywhere in the end you need a little twig to pick it out ehhh. i dont tend to mind hourse shat that much cos it just blows away after a week or so.

what about human turd on the moped i see most mornings who thinks its ok to stick in the fast lane at 30 :smt013 :smt013 :smt013 :smt013 not so good when your in a car an when you get round him he just goes by at the lights :smt010 any suggestions
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