#1) Wtf is the 'Highscores' bits about in the profile?
#2) Wtf is the orange/purple bar about in the profile?
#3) Wtf is with the 'Friend or Foe' tags? Foe? Really? What does being someone's Foe entail. For that matter, what does being someone's Friend mean on the forum?
#4) Wtf is the L-Plate Hell/Restricted bit about in the profile? (Ok, I kinda guessed what that is, I just wondered how to do it, and wanted to continue the WTF theme starting these questions)
#5) Wtf is... Ok, no, I'm out of questions. Oh, no, wait, no I'm not.
#6) Wtf is the best way to go about washing a bike. It only struck me today that I've not washed a bike before, and the 'wipe with sponge, splosh off with the whole of the bucket of water' method that applies to cars, especially big ones, doesn't seem like it'll work too well on the bike.
#7) Wtf sort of price am I looking at for a paddock stand for the ZXR?
#8) Wtf. Does anyone know where I can get a neck strap doo-dah thingy wotsit, with a clip on the end, and a ring on the clip, to put the bike key on? I've seen guys with them before, and suddenly I understand them.
*Edit* Just checked out the description in the user control panel, of Friend & Foe, so don't rant about me not doing so, and now I know. ^_^
