Vampiric Scarecrows
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:17 pm
I'm sure this will be a world-wide thing that happens, and it's not just us poor Brits who have to suffer it.
So you're out shopping - either walking around a shopping centre (or 'mall' if you're a Merkin), or pushing your trolley around a super-meer-kat (the little furry bugger shouldn't be in your way anyway!), and you're suddenly pounced upon by some shady Tit-Rag who was standing to the side like some kind of hungry buzzard.
"Sorry to disturb you Sir/Maddam (and that's a -ing lie for starters!), but have you heard/can I interest you in/how much do you/etc???"
Oh yes! Here they go!
RAC membership, life assurance/insurance, buttered -ing pigs on a stick - whatever they're trying to sell that day!
If you believe them, this is a deal that you cant possibly miss!
Yeah - 15 years ago, maybe!!!
Is there a single one of these anywhere who has ever been able to get you the best deal on something?
I'm pretty damn sure that whatever they are selling - with the possible exceptions of buttered pigs on a stick - I can get cheaper online.
Yes, I'm challenging them! I reckon a 15 minute search will get me their product cheaper than what they're offering it to me!
Even if I can't find it cheaper directly, the chances are I can use a cashback site and use that to get it cheaper!
There is no place for these guilt-inducing, vampiric fucktarded scarecrows!
So f*** right off and never speak to me again!
Think you'll make me feel bad for ignoring you as I walk passed? Believe me, it's better than swinging you around by the fucking eyelids like I'd like to do!
ARGHHHHH!!!!!!
So you're out shopping - either walking around a shopping centre (or 'mall' if you're a Merkin), or pushing your trolley around a super-meer-kat (the little furry bugger shouldn't be in your way anyway!), and you're suddenly pounced upon by some shady Tit-Rag who was standing to the side like some kind of hungry buzzard.
"Sorry to disturb you Sir/Maddam (and that's a -ing lie for starters!), but have you heard/can I interest you in/how much do you/etc???"
Oh yes! Here they go!
RAC membership, life assurance/insurance, buttered -ing pigs on a stick - whatever they're trying to sell that day!
If you believe them, this is a deal that you cant possibly miss!
Yeah - 15 years ago, maybe!!!
Is there a single one of these anywhere who has ever been able to get you the best deal on something?
I'm pretty damn sure that whatever they are selling - with the possible exceptions of buttered pigs on a stick - I can get cheaper online.
Yes, I'm challenging them! I reckon a 15 minute search will get me their product cheaper than what they're offering it to me!
Even if I can't find it cheaper directly, the chances are I can use a cashback site and use that to get it cheaper!
There is no place for these guilt-inducing, vampiric fucktarded scarecrows!
So f*** right off and never speak to me again!
Think you'll make me feel bad for ignoring you as I walk passed? Believe me, it's better than swinging you around by the fucking eyelids like I'd like to do!
ARGHHHHH!!!!!!