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Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:14 pm
by Jamz
About -ing time!

Bunch of Sweary Mary's. :smt019

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:25 pm
by mycallsevern
deviant wrote:
mycallsevern wrote:the law that says you are only aloud to go round a round-about 3 times
what law?

Apparently there is a law saying you are only allowed to go around a round-about 3 times. :smt017

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:52 pm
by gubbs
mycallsevern wrote: Apparently there is a law saying you are only allowed to go around a round-about 3 times. :smt017
What if its an emergency?!
:smt005

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:55 am
by deviant
mycallsevern wrote:
Apparently there is a law saying you are only allowed to go around a round-about 3 times. :smt017
someone's having you on.

it's not in the highway code

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:46 am
by masterofinsanity
someone mentioned this on yahoo answers about stupid laws and all the replies said it was a load of bull.

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:52 am
by mycallsevern
Brilliant I'm off to cruise around the nearest round-about as much as I can. Hopefully without falling off this time!

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:09 pm
by Jamz
masterofinsanity wrote:someone mentioned this on yahoo answers about stupid laws and all the replies said it was a load of bull.

I used to believe it, but now I think about it, it's more likely to be because if the Police watch someone drive around an island more than twice, there's obviously something up with them, and circulating an island creates a potential traffic hazard, so they'd almost certainly pull you over.

If you're knee-down and/or racing, you're gonna get pulled for taht wherever you are!

Hark at me being all sensible?! :smt017

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:12 pm
by sic1181
not many topics ever stay on topic do they? lol

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:44 pm
by Jamz
f*** off and mind your own business, you cock-nosed Camel-wig!

:smt002

There - were back! :smt003

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:03 am
by billy big skid
On the performance bikes website it changes swear words to other words. For instance call somebody a Camel and it will change it to gent.

This has led to use of phrases like "cheers mate you are a gent" being used a lot.

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:08 am
by masterofinsanity
i did think of that but then the sentence has a complete new meaning, at least if the asterisks replace some of the letters you still know what the word is but its less offensive.

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:40 am
by deviant
billy big skid wrote:On the performance bikes website it changes swear words to other words. For instance call somebody a c*nt and it will change it to gent.

This has led to use of phrases like "cheers mate you are a gent" being used a lot.
it's quite funny, particularly since you have no idea whether they have typed gent or c***.

I think that's the only one they censor.

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:56 am
by masterofinsanity
maybe i should change them to animals so you're a c*nt changes to you're a giraffe or summat now that would be funny? :smt003

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:15 am
by deviant
do it :smt005

Re: Foul language will not be tolerated

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:18 pm
by Jamz
If you want any help with 'inventive' substitutions, I'd be happy to lend my sick little mind? :smt002