Serrated my spine

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I got very rudely full auto'd with a high-powered (circa 350fps) M249 airsoft machine gun, from about 10 foot earlier. I've got a series of lumps and moon craters up the length of my spine.

Betcha thought it was more serious than that, didn'tcha?


For reference, within ten foot, it's usually considered bad manners to fire on someone, even if it's not a site rule to bang kill at that distance. Mainly because you both know it's gonna f**king kane.