Stupid family fortune answers

[Gemini]

read these, funny as feck!

http://www.businessballs.com/familyfortunesanswers.htm

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[crushedlizard]

Have you read the insurance claims? http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.htm

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."